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30 Funny Sister Quotes

Let these funny sister quotes be ones that you share with your sister to bring a smile to her face.

While these words are humorous you will also find wisdom in them. Send them to your sister not only to bring a smile but also to add a positive thought to her day by letting her know you are thinking of her.

You can kid the world, but not your sister. Charlotte Gray

"You can kid the world, but not your sister." Charlotte Gray
Funny
Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five. Pam Brown
Forgiveness
"You keep your past by having sisters. As you get older, they're the only ones who don't get bored if you talk about your memories." Deborah Moggach
Memory
"More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good." Linda Sunshine
Funny Christmas Quotes
You my sister are always there for me, and on your birthday I just want to say thank you! Kate Summers
Happy Birthday Sister
"Our kids have learned from the experience of brothers and sisters that they can't always be first." Melissa Dayton, Crushed: When Parenting is Hard
Children
"I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!" Author Unknown
Smile
"Never let an angry sister comb your hair." Patricia McCann
Anger
"We shared a room, you stole my toys, and then my clothes, but best friends we became. " Catherine Pulsifer
Best Friend Poems
"A sister will let you know when the outfit you're trying on really doesn't look fabulous." Author Unknown
Truth
"A sister will always notice her sister's first gray hairs with glee." Allison M. Lee
Funny Quotes about Life
"Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life." Charles M. Schultz
Life
"If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child." Linda Sunshine
Love
"We may look old and wise to the outside world. But to each other, we are still in junior school." Charlotte Gray
Wise
"I finally moved out of my parent's house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room." Kate Winslet
Home
"She is your mirror, shining back at you with a world of possibilities. She is your witness, who sees you at your worst and best, and loves you anyway. She is your partner in crime, your midnight companion, someone who knows when you are smiling, even in the dark. She is your teacher, your defense attorney, your personal press agent, even your shrink. Some days, she's the reason you wish you were an only child." Barbara Alpert
Best
To quote Anne Morrow Lindbergh, "Lost time is like a run in a stocking. It always gets worse." Keep those pantyhose free of runs, use your time wisely Sis!
Time
Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there. Amy Li
Humor
A sister is both your mirror - and your opposite. Elizabeth Fishel
Quote of the Day
When I think of the funny, goofy and ridiculous things we did as kids, I wonder how we turned out so well. Perhaps age has truly matured us, then maybe not. Kate Summers
Age
Little sisters can be a pain, but the big sister heroine worship can't be beat. Allison M. Lee
Cute Life Quotes
Sis, I look at you and see your wrinkles, I wonder when they happened. It is as if they just appeared overnight. You can't be getting older than me, can you? Catherine Pulsifer
Funny Birthday Quotes
Eleanor Roosevelt once said, "Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!" Well, my dear Sister, no wonder we are looking like an old teabag, we have been in lots of hot water together! Catherine Pulsifer
Famous
Just put on your makeup and get out there and do it. Emma Bunton
Action
The old saying: Families are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts. My sister you are the sweet one." Author Unknown
Family
It's hard to be responsible, adult and sensible all the time. How good it is to have a sister whose heart is as young as your own. Pam Brown
Responsibility
Your sister's advice (solicited or unsolicited) carries weight. Lorraine Bodger, I'm the Pretty One, You're the Smart One
Words of Encouragement
Being sisters means you always have backup. Author Unknown
Cute Quotes
If you don't annoy your big sister for no good reason from time to time, she thinks you don't love her anymore. Pearl Cleage
Feeling
Your sister knows which hot buttons to push to get you going, but she also knows how to be a support and encouragement when you go through difficult times. Byron Pulsifer
Support